American Voices: Denver Airport Bans Marijuana-Themed Souvenirs

Denver International Airport has announced it will no longer sell marijuana-themed souvenirs and gifts because it doesn’t want people to just associate Colorado with pot tourism, saying, “There’s a lot more to our state than marijuana….

Infographic: The Pros And Cons Of Fracking

Gas prices are plummeting across America thanks in part to the country doubling its daily oil exports, which is made possible by chemical fracturing technology that scientists have said wreaks havoc on the environment.

Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos

NORWALK, CT—Following the release of an investigative report earlier this week detailing the cramped and unsanitary conditions within its facilities, Pepperidge Factory Farm has come under considerable fire from snack rights groups for its inhumane …

Man Figures He Has 2 More Bites Of Roommate’s Leftovers Before It Noticeable

BRIDGEPORT, CT—Examining the contents of a plastic takeout container while standing at the open refrigerator, 23-year-old Andrew Beyer reportedly estimated Wednesday that he could safely have two more bites of his roommate’s leftover chicken p…

[video] How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge

Man Old Enough To Know How Rest Of Life Pretty Much Plays Out

MINNEAPOLIS—Acknowledging it was unlikely that he would encounter any more big surprises at this point, local man Eric Gibson told reporters Thursday that he is now old enough to know pretty much how the rest of his life is going to play out.

Patriots Really Embracing ‘Us Against The Rules’ Mentality

PHOENIX—Amid widespread criticism over using illegally under-inflated footballs in the AFC Championship Game, coaches and players from the New England Patriots revealed Thursday that they are fully embracing an “Us Against The Rules” men…

Consumption Of Buncha Crunch Reverently Paused During Unsettling Scenes Of ‘American Sniper’

EDINA, MN—Despite thoroughly enjoying the chocolate candy as she watched the film, local woman Jessica Kirby reverently paused from eating Buncha Crunch Thursday during an unsettling scene in American Sniper, sources confirmed.