Nov 19
ANN ARBOR, MI—The member-owned-and-operated casino known as the Sunshine & Sharing Gaming Cooperative was robbed Tuesday for the fourth time…

Nov 19
AP – A flamingo that flew the coop at Des Moines’ Blank Park Zoo has been recaptured and returned to the zoo. Zoo spokesman Terry Rich said the adult flamingo was discovered missing Tuesday morning. It was recaptured nearly 7 hours later in the nearby Fort Des Moines area.

Nov 19
AP – A newly elected constable was questioned by sheriff’s deputies after allowing a friend to fire his county-issued handgun into the air at a party.

Nov 19
AP – A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

Nov 18
AP – Cabs in the Austrian city of Salzburg just got classier: Drivers can no longer wear tracksuits. The new regulation took effect earlier this month in an attempt to improve the image of cabbies in a place known for its upmarket clientele.

Nov 18
AP – Chad Toy’s escape from jail wasn’t what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in. “When I rang the bell at the jail and told them who I was, they were surprised,” Toy told The Paducah (Ky.) Sun newspaper. “I guess they haven’t seen that before.”

Nov 18
In an interview with the BBC, Paul McCartney confirmed the existence of a 14-minute track the Beatles recorded for an electronic music festival. What…

Nov 18
Onion Radio News – with Doyle Redland

Nov 17
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Nov 16
Rational choices, reasoned discussions, respect for lawful institutions. That’s what Clive James wants from his action heroes. Unless there is an asteroid heading for the Earth, in which case send for Bruce Willis.

Nov 16
WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court narrowly ruled to uphold the Bill of Rights, the very tenets upon which…

Nov 16
NEW YORK—”Do you know how many guitar players tried and failed to nail the solo on the song ‘Peg’? Six—That’s commitment to a vision if you ask me,” Fagen said.
