American Voices: Vatican Replaces Doves With Balloons As Symbol Of Peace

The Vatican traditionally releases a pair of doves on the last Sunday of January to symbolize peace, but after last year’s event, in which the doves were immediately attacked by a seagull and a black crow, the Vatican decided this year to release co…




Marshawn Lynch Delivers Eloquent 45-Minute Address On Privacy In The Modern Age

PHOENIX—Explaining his position on the sociological issue during a Tuesday press conference at Super Bowl Media Day, Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch reportedly delivered an incredibly thoughtful and eloquent 45-minute address on the top…




Guidebook Writer Stumbles Upon New England Town Too Quaint For Human Eyes

STABLETON, NH—After winding her way down an unmarked country road past several rolling hills and fast-flowing brooks, guidebook writer Kara Wellington reportedly emerged into a New England town Tuesday that was too charming to be gazed upon by human…




Your Horoscopes – Week Of January 27, 2015


Law-Abiding Citizen Keeps Herself On Track With Weekly Cheat Day

NEW YORK—Saying that sometimes she just needs a little break from her daily regimen, law-abiding citizen Karen Garver told reporters Tuesday that she keeps herself on track with a weekly cheat day in which she allows herself to commit any crime she …




A Two-Night Conversation on Free Speech

Tonight I’m joined by magazine publisher Larry Flynt, Iranian-American actor and comedian Maz Jobrani, and Peter Eliasberg, the legal director of the ACLU of Southern California, for the first of a two-night conversation on free speech. Tomorrow night …