As nice as the thought behind Father’s Day is, the business community hasn’t really figured out how to market it.
Mother’s Day is the biggest day of the year for restaurants, but Father’s Day is a big day for barbecuing.
So Mom gets a day off on her day, and when Dad’s special day comes, he has to slave over a hot grill … after assembling it, of course.
Mother’s Day is a day that is supposed to bring the family together to celebrate the love and support that Mom unselfishly shares with every member of the family.
Father’s Day, on the other hand, is a day when we celebrate what a goofball Dad is, with wacky gadgets, bizarre shirts or bacon and beer.
Luckily, AOL Weird News is here to help you give Pop a gift that says something more personal than “Happy Father’s Day.” Our suggestions will allow you to say touching things like, “I hope to speed up your heart attack,” “I want to protect your nuts from radiation,” or “Here’s an $80 bottle opener made from an old tennis racket.”